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It's not easy working in 'WWM'.
This is the building that holds all the world meetings.
The name stands for World Wide Map.

I was lucky enough to get a job here as a caretaker.
There are 4 of us caretakers. Max, Samantha, Ashley, and me. We are trusted with the secret of the countries. We are specially hand picked so the building would only have trustworthy people here. We basically get anything the countries want and help them by sorting out their agendas. We get paid pretty good so no one's complaining.

A lot of times it's actually pretty fun watching all the nations. I especially have my eye on a certain country. He is the southern part of Italy and he's absolutely adorable. He's called Romano but I don't know his human name. I wish I could talk to him and get to know him but he always seems like he's in a bad mood or when I actually do walk up to him he walks away not knowing I was walking towards him. But I did manage to befriend his brother and a certain spaniard that lives with him.

"Vee~ ____ what are you doing later?"

I looked up at the bubbly Italian that was distracting me while I tried to finish making England's tea.

"Uhh nothing really. Why, what did you have in mind?" I replied as I returned my gaze towards the boiling tea.

"Well, I was wondering if you wanted to come over today so we could play that board game I was telling you about! Pleeeease~!"

Oh right. Italy was telling me about one of his favorite board games and to be honest, I wasn't really interested in his games. I don't want to be mean to the cute red head but sometimes he just doesn't shut up about the stupidest things. He's worse then my last girlfriend. Thats the reason I started looking at boys instead because I saw they weren't as annoying as most girls present themselves to be.

I honestly just wanted to go home and relax my muscles on a soft queen sized bed and drink a nice cup of hot chocolate while watching t.v.

But somehow I fell for his adorable puppy eyes.

"Fine, alright but your making me dinner!"

"Vee~ I'm so happy! I can't wait to tell big brother and Spain!"


"You invited Romano and Spain also?" I asked hoping that I could spend some time with the famous Romano himself.

"No silly! We're going to their house. I was invited to their house so now I'm inviting you~!" Italy said in a sing song voice.

Does that even make sense?

"As long as Spain and Romano don't mind me coming then I'll come." I sighed as I finished making the tea and I began pouring the hot liquid into a tea cup.

"Eccellente~ Big brother will be so happy to see you! He's always looking your way you know~" Was the last thing the Italian said before kissing me on both of my cheeks and running off to god knows where. I blushed slightly at the kiss because it really wasn't an American custom. But before I knew it I was daydreaming.

I wonder where he's goin- Wait what did he say?! Romano is always looking my way? What does that mean? Why haven't I noticed befo-

"F*ck!" I yelled out as I felt the burning hot green tea reach my hand as it overflowed. I sighed as I cleaned up the mess with a washcloth that was nearby. My cheeks turned rosy red as I thought about the foul mouthed Italian that was stuck in my head. Maybe visiting the Italians and the Spaniard wouldn't be so bad after all.

"Where is my tea?!" I nearly jumped out of my skin from the sudden voice.

"C-Coming sir!" I replied nervously as I set the tea cup and tea pot onto the tray and began speed walking towards the meeting room where England was.

Damn adorable Italians.

After all the meetings were done you were allowed to go home. As you were getting your stuff from your locker you remembered the 'date' you have with the trio. But Italy didn't say a time-


You screamed as you turned around and punched the person to the ground that yelled your name. You immediately regretted doing that because you saw that the culprit was the fun loving Italian that invited you over.

"Owie! Why would you do that ___?" The red head said through tears.

"A-Ah I'm so sorry Italy. I didn't know it was you." You quietly said, ashamed of your actions.

Italy grunted as he got up.

"I-It's all right. I forgive you." Italy leaned in to kiss your cheek when all of a sudden the locker room doors burst open and there in the doorway was none other that Romano himself. As you made eye contact with Romano you blushed deeply. His eyes were the most beautiful shade of amber. His face was so perfect and it looked so soft and-

"Oi! What are you doing bastardo?!" Romano yelled harshly.

"Vee~ I was just about to say hello to ___." Italy said with the same smile he walked in with.

You could see an unusual emotion in Romano's eyes. Something that screamed out to you. Something that was not pleasant for Romano.

"Whatever! He doesn't need your gross lips on his handsome face!" Romano yelled.

Wait, handsome? Your eyes widened. Did you hear correctly?

"You think I'm handsome?" You asked dumbly.

Romano's faced instantly turned a shade of crimson.

"N-No! I would never say that! Your totally ugly and you have a bad haircut! I said you were cansome! Yea thats it...cansome! It means you're gonna get cancer!"

"You want me to get cancer?" You were confused. What was he talking about?

"N-No! I-I meant to say...Look its already 5, I thought you were coming over? If you are you better speed it up!" He said quickly. He spun around and quickly headed for the door and left.

What just happened?
I think I might continue this but this is all for now! I'm actually pretty happy how it turned out because it wasn't as crappy as I thought it would turn out.

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ShadowTheCreepyPasta Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2016
My name is Matthew
sorrynotsorrycupcake Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
He wanted me to get cancer?
Gosh, I'm hurt. /(Q A Q)\
Puurb Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2015
My mom said if I was a male, my name would be Arthur...
*walks away*
Kspowell2002 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2015  Student Filmographer
LaFreakALeShow Featured By Owner May 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Romano is he on his period? I've heard girls talk like it's the end of the world when they're on theirs. And most of them are really moody too.
LuvLuvHurts Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2015
That's really mean. I'm actually glad that he showed his mood. Most guys usually don't SHOW their emotions. Now you're making fun of him showing his emotions? I'm not saying all guys don't show their emotions. You're really mean to say that too, and to women. They're not moody. How would YOU feel when you have blood squirting out of your private part every month while having PAIN in your abdomen? Please think twice about your inconsiderate comment.
Puppydogrs Featured By Owner May 3, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Dude, it feels like a bloody chainsaw is inside your stomach. ;-; there's also the cramps, oh dear lord the cramps.
LaFreakALeShow Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
*cries* my poor innocent(not really) eyes....
Puppydogrs Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahaha I remember when I was still innocent.
Puppydogrs Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
TailWagger Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015
Cansome.... I thought that meant my face looks like a can....
Xx-CrystalDraws-xX Featured By Owner Mar 20, 2016  Student Artist
DB4Lyfe Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015
We need to teach Reader-kun on how to deal with Romano
thehetalian17 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
I would love it if you did a part two for this. It is just so great it needs more!
Realmen-Gerita1238 Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Lol Romano at the end, u should totally do a second part
Mylittlecloney Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2014
My mother wanted to name me Corban if I was a guy... I still don't know how I feel about it.  :I
kittykatrocks12 Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
HAHA Roma is funny
polkadotnot Featured By Owner May 31, 2014
Charles ufufufu 
Gakupo-Is-LIFE Featured By Owner May 4, 2014   General Artist
Hmmmm..... The male version of one of my OCs I use alloy is Harp....but male me would be either Chris/Christian(which I think sounds most like my name.), Tristan(which sounds equally as similar), or Cole(which is what my parents were going to name me if I was male.

Herp a deep.

Super cute story by the way!
lunabloodstone115 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2014  Student Writer
My male name is Elijah :3 my mom wanted it to be Preston but I'm just all like D:< NO so I made it with the first three letters of my name and it sounds like the name Eliza which is closeish to my name. Aaand I gave a long ass speech again (Lol /LONG/ XDXDXD)
Sapphire1313Emerald Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2014
My male name was supposed to be Jacob... I would prefer Al...
Theanimefan123 Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My male counterpart's name is Akito because it starts with the same two letters as my alias, Akane.
TohruRedButterfly Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013
I died at "You want me to get cancer?" Is that bad?
CosplayerAxel Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
I'm actually surprised so many people liked that part! It was a quick on the spot thought and I honestly thought it was kind of stupid ^^" But I'm glad you enjoyed it!
TohruRedButterfly Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2013
It was funny. XD
Jessse020 Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2013  Student General Artist
I'd either have the name I have now, Jesse, or the name my grand father wanted, Daryll, because he thought it was badass.
LeBroken Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2013  Student Artist
ouo It is. Only reason is because of "The Walking Dead" for me XDD
Jessse020 Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2013  Student General Artist
Haha yeah that´s true :p My grandpa said I was s´posed to be a bloke and be called Daryll and I had a fangasm... Which consisted of me squeeling and rolling on the floor and him standing there just pulling one eyebrow up... Awkward...
tkkittywarrior Featured By Owner Jun 25, 2013
My name would be Cade probably. Not a bad name :/
dantania-dan Featured By Owner May 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My name would be Chester!!!
LugiaFlyer Featured By Owner May 4, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
my name would be Cadassi..and wtf...Cansome?!! XD
funny wordplay
DarkikunYumi Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2013  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
My male name will be 'Valentino' or 'Alejandro'~
Love the story :heart:!
stephaniescarlet Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013
My name would be Stephen, as in Stephen King XD
It was a cute and funny story! :D
CosplayerAxel Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you~ :heart:
kalliat Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My name is Jo.
Any guesses on my make name! Joe.
ElizabethKirkland Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My male name will be Jack or Eli...I like Jack better so I go with that .3.
dearbealovedquietcan Featured By Owner Jan 4, 2013
Lol mine would be James.:-)
cindy-hedgehog2 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2013  Student Traditional Artist
I'm gonna get cancer? D: But i my name is Cindy,and i am a girl, wouldn't it be akward for a guy to be named that? So I changed my name in this to Craig, its the closest male name to Cindy I could come up with.
yamiyuki1 Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Dude this demands a part two~ Please~!
Killerer2708 Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I would also be confused if that would happen to me .__.
CosplayerClaude Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
<3 OAO Greatness.
CosplayerAxel Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Thank you~ :iconcrazyblushplz:
Memichow Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2012  Student Writer
XD the ending was just too funny
DemonChan22 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
are you going to make a part 2 of this?
CosplayerAxel Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
Maybe but not right away because I want to get started on Spain X Male!Reader.
DemonChan22 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012
oh that sound intresting if its out it going to be in my favourits XD
DicitDomina Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hahahah XD
((Hahaha~ Cansome? That's genius! XD))
nippy709 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
More? I would like more. Yes. This story makes me smile.
PokeBW4Evr Featured By Owner Aug 30, 2012
I'd like to see another chapter written~^^
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